Did Jay Z and B tie the knot?
Confirmation is what we’ve not got
Some say she’s knocked up
From a pre-nup schtupp
What’s the press say? Not a whole lot.
An Aussie couple had a child
Now internationally they’re reviled
Between daughter and dad
Much gross sex was had
A nuclear family restyled
Said the cop as he inhaled the smell,
“What is that thing? I can’t tell!
Is that a dead baby?”
Said the other cop, “Maybe!”
But it turns out it was Taco Bell.
Picture/Inspiration courtesy of predacio.us
In the 90s, they stopped Hangin’ Tough
But staying away was too rough
For NKOTB
They’re back on the marquee
(And actually, looking quite buff.)
If I hear that damn song by Rick Astley
One more time, the result’ll be ghastly
It’s time for all them
To move to the next meme
The internet will improve vastly
He thought it might help him with polling
So Barack spent the afternoon bowling
But he scored under forty
Which proved he’s not sporty
At least when it comes to ball rolling
Limerick Lady’s Dad sent her the following this morning:
There once was a Hokey Dad
Whose jokes were very sad.
To make matters worse,
He tried to write verse
And what came out was very bad.
Said Matsui to Jeter, Abreu
“A grand for first married— what say you?”
But when he made the bet
His wedding was set
To a white sheet upon which he drew
They say Tyra is leaving Top Model
Because she is wanting to throttle
The show’s Mr. Jay
(He’s the photo shoot gay
Who should stay away from the dye bottle)
The L.A Times made a big oops
Uncovered by Smoking Gun snoops
Litigation’s impending
Soon there will be no ending
To the marching of lawyerly troops.