April 2008
7 posts
Jay Z & B 4-eva?
Did Jay Z and B tie the knot? Confirmation is what we’ve not got Some say she’s knocked up From a pre-nup schtupp What’s the press say? Not a whole lot.
Father & Daughter Procreate
An Aussie couple had a child Now internationally they’re reviled Between daughter and dad Much gross sex was had A nuclear family restyled Father, daughter have child together
People Are Dumb
Said the cop as he inhaled the smell, “What is that thing? I can’t tell! Is that a dead baby?” Said the other cop, “Maybe!” But it turns out it was Taco Bell. Picture/Inspiration courtesy of predacio.us
Step By Step
In the 90s, they stopped Hangin’ Tough But staying away was too rough For NKOTB They’re back on the marquee (And actually, looking quite buff.)
Rickrolling over a dead horse
If I hear that damn song by Rick Astley One more time, the result’ll be ghastly It’s time for all them To move to the next meme The internet will improve vastly
Barack Bowl-bama
He thought it might help him with polling So Barack spent the afternoon bowling But he scored under forty Which proved he’s not sporty At least when it comes to ball rolling
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree
Limerick Lady’s Dad sent her the following this morning: There once was a Hokey Dad Whose jokes were very sad. To make matters worse, He tried to write verse And what came out was very bad.
March 2008
6 posts
Matsui's Marriage
Said Matsui to Jeter, Abreu “A grand for first married— what say you?” But when he made the bet His wedding was set To a white sheet upon which he drew Matsui Gets Married
Tyra Banks vs. Jay Manuel
They say Tyra is leaving Top Model Because she is wanting to throttle The show’s Mr. Jay (He’s the photo shoot gay Who should stay away from the dye bottle) The Scoop on MSNBC
LA Times Tupac story
The L.A Times made a big oops Uncovered by Smoking Gun snoops Litigation’s impending Soon there will be no ending To the marching of lawyerly troops. NY Times Coverage of Shakur Story
Spitzer Strikes Again
The Post says, “There He Ho’s Again” Client 9 went to more than one den Of wide open thighs It’d be no surprise If he’d also been sleeping with men. And There He Ho’s Again
Buff Nerds
All the sad young literary men Have made dormant both keyboard and pen And headed to Crunch To work off their lunch Face like Foer, but body like Ken Nerds of Steel
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